How To Tell if A Pickup is Company Owned:
It's easy, Company Trucks are different from personal trucks, In these ways:
Company trucks travel faster in all gears.
They accelerate much faster than personal trucks, leaving tire marks on pavement.
They enjoy a much shorter braking distance, leaving more tire marks.
They can take bumps at twice the speed of private trucks.
Company trucks normally require oil changes at 100,000 mile intervals.
Their floors are shaped like ash trays, and accommodate milk cartons, coke bottles, leftover food and paper wrappers.
Company trucks burn only gas whose gas stations give only the highest trading stamp rate.
They can be driven 100 miles or more with the oil pressure light flashing.
They are adapted to allow the transmission to be shifted into reverse while going forward at 20 miles per hour.
Their tire walls are designed for bumping into and over curbs.
Unusual and alarming engine noises are easily eliminated by turning the radio volume up.
Company trucks are not designed to be washed or waxed or retain hub caps.
Company trucks are always used to go after lunch and other personal needs during working hours.
Company trucks are always used to jump start private vehicles or give them a push.
All company trucks have many dents in their body inflicted by a mysterious person called "Not Me."
