FLORIDA FOOTBALL

The Rivalry between fans of Florida State University Seminoles and the University of Florida Gators has resulted in some great intercollegiate insults:

Q:  What do you get when you cross an F.S.U. football player with a groundhog?

A:  Six more weeks of bad football.

Q:  What do you get when you drive slowly by the University of Florida?

A:  A degree.

Q:  How do you get an F.S.U. graduate off your front porch?

A:  Pay him for the pizza.

Q:  Why don't the University of Florida Gators serve ice in their player's drinks on the sidelines?

A:  The guy who knows the recipe graduated.

When the whole Seminoles football team was placed in an English class for jocks, the professor asked, "Does anyone know what comes after a sentence?"

All the players shouted with pride,

"The appeal!"

[Reader's Digest, December 1999, page 90]